If I am your mom, just do very poorly on a test about the United States Constitution. And then, when the mom asks about it, say something like, “It is just an old piece of paper!”
Step one that the mom took was sitting Darling Child #1 and making him watch this:
Note to the Disney channel: Can these get stuck in the ad slots for Hannah Montana, Drake and Josh, and the like? PLEASE?!?!?!?!