When Giant Metal Bull Testicles are Outlawed

only outlaws will have giant metal bull testicles. Florida state Senator Carey Baker (R-Eustis) introduced a bill to fine drivers $60 for displaying large metal bull testicles on the backs of their vehicles. It passed the Florida Senate, and is awaiting consideration by the House. Remind me — which party stands for individual liberty?

Adding further irony, when Sen. Baker is not busy keeping Florida safe from bull balls, he is the owner of a gun shop. Perhaps we need a constitutional amendment protecting the right of motorists to place fake bovine reproductive glands on the backs of their vehicles.

And yes, for those of you who might be wondering, it’s a little slow today here at work. And for those of you who wonder what the fuss is all about, or would like to order a pair yourself, here you go.

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2 Responses to When Giant Metal Bull Testicles are Outlawed

  1. nobamakoolaid says:

    Classic…

  2. laurabethnielsen says:

    I can’t quite figure out what my joke is here. It has something to do with my balls, or maybe Eric’s balls, but it is just not coming to me.

    When I read this, I clicked over to the article thinking for sure there must be some reason (obstructing driver’s field of vision or something) but no, it is just plain obscene.

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