only outlaws will have giant metal bull testicles. Florida state Senator Carey Baker (R-Eustis) introduced a bill to fine drivers $60 for displaying large metal bull testicles on the backs of their vehicles. It passed the Florida Senate, and is awaiting consideration by the House. Remind me — which party stands for individual liberty?
Adding further irony, when Sen. Baker is not busy keeping Florida safe from bull balls, he is the owner of a gun shop. Perhaps we need a constitutional amendment protecting the right of motorists to place fake bovine reproductive glands on the backs of their vehicles.
And yes, for those of you who might be wondering, it’s a little slow today here at work. And for those of you who wonder what the fuss is all about, or would like to order a pair yourself, here you go.