In what can only be described as a tremendously misguided offer (if you don’t believe it, watch this), the Dr. Pepper Company has offered a free can of Dr. Pepper to everyone in America if Guns-N-Roses puts out their album that has been in the works since I was in college.
Jeff, are you on the class action if (a) the album comes out and (b) Dr. Pepper renigs?
And also, can you think of anything more horrible than drinking a Dr. Pepper and listening to a new Guns-N-Roses album? Perhaps DIET Dr. Pepper and Soulja Boy??