Channeling Garrison Keillor: it’s been a big year for my little hometown. First we get a Top 11 American Idol contestant. Now Bill Clinton is coming to little ol’ West Lafayette, Indiana. He’ll be at West Lafayette High School on Monday night.
My question to him is going to be something along these lines: “Mr. President, Senator Clinton said in February that she was honored to run against Senator Barack Obama. If she really meant that, I wonder, can you tell me, what kind of campaign she’d be running against someone she actually didn’t respect? I mean, you played the race card in South Carolina. You just played the patriotism card on Friday. And she personally played the Muslim card on 60 Minutes. So what’s left for her to do except just run as John McCain’s VP?”
Whaddya think? Snarky yet pointed? Humorous yet biting? Think you can do better? Feel free to supply suggestions until 6:30 p.m. Monday (eastern time–Indiana’s on Eastern time now!).